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"The Astoria Painted Lady" 2BR Astoria Apt!

Astoria, OR, USA
  • Apartment1000 sqft
  • Bedrooms2
  • Sleeps6
  • Bathrooms2
  • Half Baths1
  • Minimum Stay2 - 3 nights

Astoria, Oregon

Have the ultimate Oregon experience by staying at this delightful Astoria vacation rental unit in 'The Astoria Painted Lady.' Ideally situated atop a picturesque hill overlooking the tranquil waters of the Columbia River, this 2-bedroom, 2.5-bathroom abode sleeps 6 and will serve as an idyllic home base for exploring the oldest settlement west of the Rocky Mountains! **Please note a long term tenant resides in the lower level unit of this building**


"Greetings from the Owners!"

Thank you for considering our "Painted Lady" for your next getaway. We are working very hard to make the house a wonderful place to stay. There are some things we would like to bring to your attention.

Our home is suited to those who want quiet and peaceful surroundings. The house is a beautiful place to relax after experiencing what Astoria and the surrounding areas have to offer. The City of Astoria requires that any vacation rental must have a full-time resident on site. The first floor of the house is a long-term rental. This satisfies the requirement by the city. Because this is a "shared" house we ask that you please observe the 10pm-8am quiet hours. Please be respectful of the tenants below you and the neighbors as well.

If you do decide to "book" a stay we hope you have a wonderful time at our house! Since we are constantly making improvements to the house, any suggestions to make it a better place to stay would be welcome.

- The Owners

Have the ultimate Oregon experience by staying at this delightful Astoria vacation rental unit in "The Astoria Painted Lady." The vacation rental unit is on the second floor with 2 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, and enough sleeping accommodations to comfortably sleep 6 guests throughout the beautifully appointed living space. This residence is ideal for families, couples or close friends looking for a peaceful Oregon getaway. As soon as you arrive at this magnificent Victorian home, you'll simply fall in love with its vibrant exterior, draped in spectacular yellows, purples, and blues. Begin leisurely vacation days out on the spacious porch, languidly sipping your coffee while gently swaying back and forth in either of the quaint rocking chairs.

The interior is equally as charming, with massive picture windows allowing sunshine to stream in, casting an abundance of inviting natural light on the abode's tastefully unique decor and comfortable furnishings. Everything you'll need to be as relaxed as possible during your stay is here, including wireless internet access, central heating, a TV with DVD player and a wonderful selection of movies for you to choose from, sure to appease your entertainment needs.The dwelling's cozy library will quickly become your favorite place to unwind after eventful vacation days. Kick back on the plush couch with a good page turner from the room's well-stocked collection of books or pick out an exciting game to play with your companions before dinner.

When you're not out enjoying the local cuisine, utilize the home's gorgeous fully equipped kitchen, complete with all necessary cooking appliances. After cooking in the kitchen, gather around the adjacent wood dining table, with seating for 6 people, to savor your culinary masterpiece while gazing out at the dazzling Columbia River, where you'll observe ships anchoring as they travel between Portland and the Pacific Ocean. Later, head out to the large side yard to play some yard games with the verdant forested hillside serving as a peaceful backdrop. When you're finally ready to call it a night, retreat to either of the 2 beautifully ornate bedrooms, each of which have their own bathroom, to rest up for the next exciting vacation day!


You simply can't beat this home's phenomenal location, situated within a quiet neighborhood that's laden with unmatched natural beauty. From here, you'll be just a short distance from Astoria's lovely riverwalk - a local favorite! This paved walkway along the Columbia River passes under the Astoria-Megler Bridge, past the sailors' memorial, and into downtown, giving you a comprehensive look at the area. Once downtown, you can slip down small side streets leading you to wonderful restaurants, coffee shops, art galleries and shops - both antique and specialty. While meandering down the town's riverwalk, you'll also pass by the Columbia River Maritime Museum, several Coast Guard ships and the East Mooring Basin, where sea lions are constant sources of free entertainment!

If you're looking for some fun in the sun, hop in your car and drive 20 minutes to the spectacular Pacific Ocean beaches - dipping your toes in the ocean and flying a kite are musts! About 30 minutes away, you'll find the town of Seaside, where you can walk on the quaint boardwalk and visit the delightful aquarium. History buffs will love learning about the area's fascinating past at Fort Clatsop State Park, where Lewis and Clark stayed from December of 1805 to March of 1806. Fort Stevens, located on the shores of the Pacific, also abounds with interesting history. Here, you can explore a bunker for a first-hand look at what soldiers experienced in the past.

If you cross the 4-mile Astoria-Megler bridge into Washington, you'll find plenty of additional parks and forts near the Columbia River. Traveling east on the Washington side of the river will lead you to Cathlamet, where you can ride a ferry across the river and wind your way back to Astoria on the scenic Highway 30. Regardless of how you choose to spend your time here, this one-of-a-kind Astoria vacation rental home will serve as the perfect jumping-off point for exploring the historically rich surroundings!


Evolve Vacation Rental Network is on a mission to make vacation rental easy for guests. Every property in our network has been vetted and verified so you can book with confidence. If you have questions prior to your trip, we are happy to assist you 7 days a week. During your stay, your designated Guest Contact will be available 24/7 to help with any issues that may arise.


Key Residence Features:

- Amenities include a fully equipped kitchen, central heating, wireless internet access, covered spacious porch, large side yard, well-stocked library, wooden dining table, TV with DVD collection and much more!

- Spectacular location - Atop a lush hill with magnificent views of the Columbia River

- Easy access to riverwalk, shops, restaurants, beaches, museums, and more

Bedroom Configuration:

- Master Bedroom: Queen-sized Bed

- Bedroom 2: Queen-sized Bed

Additional Sleeping:

- Full-sized Pullout Bed in the Library can accommodate 2 additional guests


- Not suitable for young children. Children must be 8 years or older

- Dog-friendly with fee (maximum 1 dog allowed, 85-pound weight limit)

- Pet Fee: $45 Per Stay (For up to 3 Nights, Max 1 Dog Allowed)

- Pet Fee: $15 Per Night (For Stays Over 3 Nights, Maximum 1 Dog Allowed)

- No cats allowed

- Quiet hours from 10:00 pm-8:00 am

- Please note a long term tenant resides in the lower level unit. Please be respectful of them and observe the quiet hours noted above

​- Please note that the backyard is not available as it is only available for the long term tenant on the first floor

- **Maximum occupancy is 6 people (includes daytime and nighttime guests). Exceeding the maximum occupancy will not be permitted, and can result in fines or eviction**

- No smoking

- Must be at least 25 years old to book

- Additional fees and taxes may apply

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Calendar last updated:
Apr 19, 2018


    • Internet
    • Pets Welcome
    • Heater
    • Parking
    • TV
    • No Smoking


      • 2 Bedrooms, Sleeps 6
      • Master Bedroom
        1 queen
      • Bedroom 2
        1 queen


        • 2 Bathrooms, 1 Half Bath

            Location Type

              • Near The Ocean
              • Water View


                  • Hair Dryer
                  • Heating
                  • Internet
                  • Linens Provided
                  • Parking
                  • Towels Provided


                      • Coffee Maker
                      • Dishes & Utensils
                      • Dishwasher
                      • Microwave
                      • Refrigerator
                      • Stove
                      • Toaster


                          • Books
                          • DVD Player
                          • Games
                          • Music Library
                          • Television
                          • Video Library


                              • Lawn / Garden


                                  • not suitable for children


                                      • cinemas
                                      • festivals
                                      • museums
                                      • restaurants

                                        Leisure Activities

                                          • antiquing

                                            Sports & Adventure Activities

                                              • cycling
                                              • fishing
                                              • golf
                                              • hiking
                                              • swimming

                                                House Rules

                                                Check-in: 4:00 PM

                                                Check-out: 11:00 AM

                                                25 Reviews

                                                Very Good4.2/5

                                                Latest reviews

                                                The Painted Lady needs a face lift

                                                Pat J.

                                                First the ok - the property was in a quiet neighborhood with great views from the kitchen. The coffee and tea supplies were abundant. There were lots of towels, bedding and the beds were comfortable. Now the not so good - when we arrived, the ensuite bathroom in one of the bedrooms had no functioning tub/shower and we were not advised of this prior to our arrival which we would have liked to have known about. The place needs a good, thorough deep cleaning. We wouldn't stay here again.

                                                Owner's Response:

                                                Hello Pat,

                                                Thank you for your review. We are sorry to hear that your stay didn't entirely meet your expectations. We here at Evolve, the homeowners, and their housekeeping crew take your feedback very seriously. We all work very hard at providing the best possible vacation experience. Every effort is made to provide accurate and thorough information in the listing. It does state that currently there are 2.5 baths. The housekeepers take great pride in making sure that the house has a high standard of cleanliness for all guests. They will be working even harder to insure the standards are met. We appreciate your feedback and hope all future travelers thoroughly enjoy their stay at The Astoria Painted Lady.

                                                Best, The Evolve Team

                                                Thanksgiving weekend

                                                John R.

                                                We really enjoyed our home away from home here at the Painted Lady. It was generously spacious, the kitchen well equipped...perfect for a rain soaked holiday. Our only quibble came from our geriatric dogs- the stairs are quite steep. Thank goodness for sturdy hand rails!

                                                Amazing view. That's what sound us on the house.

                                                Christina B.

                                                The view was beautiful in a quiet neighborhood. If you have problems going up stairways this house isn't for you. The beds were hard but the house felt very homey. The kitchen is fantastic with a great view. Plan on having coffee and breakfast there! The owners were very gracious in letting us bring our 8 month old, but I would stick to their policy on children, age 8 and up.

                                                Cute Victorian House with great access to Astoria's waterfront and downtown

                                                David B.

                                                We had a pleasant stay at this charming Victorian home. The dining room is the best room in this walk-up apartment: Gorgeous views of the river and boats, a great location to have a fun dinner and drinks with friends. Things that would make this place more comfortable: Sufficient black out curtains in the bed rooms; there was no real protection from the early daybreak, wish I could have slept in on my vacation. An update to TV and sounds system would be greatly appreciated. The coffee maker is in bad need of replacement and we had to spend some time detailing the French press before we could use it. All in all, thanks for a fun stay.

                                                Perfect weekend get away!

                                                Chelsea H.

                                                I loved staying at the painted lady! The house had a perfect view of the Colombia river. The house was very charming and cute on the inside and out! Each room had something unique to its design and decoration. It is located in a perfect spot to where going places only takes a couple minutes! We went to the Astoria column, safe way, and out to dinner at Rogue brewery and we didn't have to travel far for any of the destinations. The property was clean and well maintained. I would definitely suggest the painted lady to friends!

                                                First Impression: "WOW"!

                                                Tami W.Bay City, Oregon

                                                My husband and I were invited to join some friends and stay here with them. I had no idea of what to expect, just that it was a house in Astoria. When we arrived I was blown away at the beautiful house! The old Victorian style with the gorgeous colored details was just amazing! I was so excited because I've always wanted to stay in a house like this. We went in and I was impressed with the antique furniture and the old-fashioned décor. It had a breathtaking view from the kitchen window of the bay with the huge barges floating by. We could actually hear the sea lions barking!

                                                That evening after we settled into our lovely room, we all piled in my car and went down for dinner at the Rogue Brewery on the waterfront. We had a delicious dinner and beer samples. My husband and our friends brought home some of the specialty beer that were sold there. We went back "home" and sat out on the spacious front porch and relaxed and visited. Later that evening we enjoyed watching movies on the dvd player in the living room. There were six of us staying that night, and there were plenty of places to sleep. They even had the softest, most plush robes I have ever felt for each of us in the closet! In the morning we prepared our own breakfast in the kitchen. I was impressed that they had everything we needed that we may have forgotten to bring to cook with. We had all slept well and were comfortable, warm and happy. I was surprised how quickly the house felt like "home"!

                                                Truly, what more could we ask for? It was just fantastic and I would recommend The Astoria Painted Lady to anyone!


                                                Astoria, OR, USA


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                                                25 Reviews
                                                Very Good 4.2/5
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