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'The Astoria Painted Lady' Charming 2BR Unit in Astoria house w/Wifi, Stocked Library, Spacious Porch & Breathtaking Columbia River Views - Close to Riverwalk, Beaches, Museums & More!

Bedrooms 2
Half Baths1
Space 1,000 sq. ft.
Property type apartment
Minimum Stay 2 - 3 nights
Popular Features
  • Internet
  • Parking
  • non smoking only


About the property

Astoria, Oregon

10% Discount off the nightly rate for any bookings made through May 1st!

"Greetings from the Owners!"

Thank you for considering our "Painted Lady" for your next get-a-way.  We are working very hard to make the house a wonderful place to stay.  There are some things we would like to bring to your attention.

Our home is suited to those who want quiet and peaceful surroundings.  The house is a beautiful place to relax after experiencing what Astoria and the surrounding areas have to offer.   The City of Astoria requires that any vacation rental must have a full-time resident on site.  The first floor of the house is a long-term rental.  This satisfies the requirement by the city.  Because this is a "shared" house we ask that you please observe the 10pm-8am quiet hours.  Please be respectful of the tenants below you and the neighbors as well.

If you do decide to "book" a stay we hope you have a wonderful time at our house!  Since we are constantly making improvements to the house, any suggestions to make it a better place to stay would be welcome.


Have the ultimate Oregon experience by staying at this delightful Astoria vacation rental unit in ‘The Astoria Painted Lady.’ Ideally situated atop a picturesque hill, overlooking the tranquil waters of the Columbia River, this lovely abode will serve as an idyllic home base for exploring the oldest settlement west of the Rocky Mountains!

The vacation rental unit is on the second floor with 2 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms and enough sleeping accommodations to comfortably sleep 6 guests throughout the beautifully appointed living space. This residence is ideal for families, couples or close friends looking for a peaceful Oregon getaway. As soon as you arrive at this magnificent victorian home, you’ll simply fall in love with its vibrant exterior, draped in spectacular yellows, purples and blues. Begin leisurely vacation days out on the spacious porch, languidly sipping your coffee while gently swaying back and forth in either of the quaint rocking chairs.

The interior is equally as charming, with massive picture windows allowing sunshine to stream in, casting an abundance of inviting natural light on the abode’s tastefully unique decor and comfortable furnishings. Everything you’ll need to be as relaxed as possible during your stay is here, including wireless internet access, central heating, a TV with DVD player and a wonderful selection of movies for you to choose from, sure to appease your entertainment needs.The dwelling’s cozy library will quickly become your favorite place to unwind after eventful vacation days. Kick back on the plush couch with a good page turner from the room’s well-stocked collection of books or pick out an exciting game to play with your companions before dinner.

When you’re not out enjoying the local cuisine, utilize the home’s gorgeous fully equipped kitchen, complete with all necessary cooking appliances. After cooking in the kitchen, gather around the adjacent wood dining table, with seating for 6 people, to savor your culinary masterpiece while gazing out at the dazzling Columbia River, where you’ll observe ships anchoring as they travel between Portland and the Pacific Ocean. Later, head out to the large side yard to play some yard games with the verdant forested hillside serving as a peaceful backdrop. When you’re finally ready to call it a night, retreat to either of the 2 beautifully ornate bedrooms, each of which have their own bathroom, to rest up for the next exciting vacation day!

You simply can’t beat this home’s phenomenal location, situated within a quiet neighborhood that’s laden with unmatched natural beauty. From here, you’ll be just a short distance from Astoria’s lovely riverwalk - a local favorite! This paved walkway along the Columbia River passes under the Astoria-Megler Bridge, past the sailors’ memorial and into downtown, giving you an all-encompassing look at the area. Once downtown, you can slip down small side streets leading you to wonderful restaurants, coffee shops, art galleries and shops - both antique and specialty. While meandering down the town’s riverwalk, you’ll also pass by the Columbia River Maritime Museum, several Coast Guard ships and the East Mooring Basin, where sea lions are constant sources of free entertainment!

If you’re looking for some fun in the sun, hop in your car and drive 20 minutes to the spectacular Pacific Ocean beaches - dipping your toes in the ocean and flying a kite are musts! About 30 minutes away, you’ll find the town of Seaside, where you can walk on the quaint boardwalk and visit the delightful aquarium. History buffs will love learning about the area’s fascinating past at Fort Clatsop State Park, where Lewis and Clark stayed from December of 1805 to March of 1806. Fort Stevens, located on the shores of the Pacific, also abounds with interesting history. Here, you can explore a bunker for a first-hand look at what soldiers experienced in the past.

If you cross the 4 mile Astoria-Megler bridge into Washington, you’ll find plenty of additional parks and forts near the Columbia River. Traveling east on the Washington side of the river will lead you to Cathlamet, where you can ride a ferry across the river and wind your way back to Astoria on the scenic Highway 30. Regardless of how you choose to spend your time here, this one-of-a-kind Astoria vacation rental home will serve as the perfect jumping-off point for exploring the historically rich surroundings!

Key Residence Features:

- Amenities include a fully equipped kitchen, central heating, wireless internet access, covered spacious porch, large side yard, TV with DVD collection, well-stocked library, wooden dining table, and much more

- Spectacular location - Atop a lush hill with magnificent views of the Columbia River

- Easy access to riverwalk, shops, restaurants, beaches, museums, and more

Bedroom Configuration:

- Master Bedroom: Queen-sized Bed

- Bedroom 2: Queen-sized Bed

Additional Sleeping:

- Full-sized Pullout Bed in the Library can accommodate 2 additional guests


- Not suitable for young children. Children must be 8 years or older​

- Dog friendly with fee (maximum 1 dog allowed, 85-pound weight limit)

- Pet Fee: $45 Per Stay (For up to 3 Nights, Max 1 Dog Allowed)

- Pet Fee: $15 Per Night (For Stays Over 3 Nights, Maximum 1 Dog Allowed)

- No cats allowed

- Quiet hours from 10:00 pm-8:00 am

- Please note a long term tenant resides in the lower level unit. Please be respectful of them and observe the quiet hours noted above

​- Please note that the backyard is not available as it is only available for the long term tenant on the first floor

- **Maximum occupancy is 6 people (includes daytime and nighttime guests). Exceeding the maximum occupancy will not be permitted, and can result in fines or eviction**

- No smoking

- Must be at least 25 years old to book

- Additional fees and taxes may apply


More Details

Property Manager
Owner / Property Manager
Speaks: english, french, spanish
Manager indicates their response time is:
Within an hour
Calendar last updated:
March 29, 2017


Astoria Apartment Accommodation and Amenities

Property Type:
  • apartment
Floor Area:
  • 1000 sq. ft.
House Rules:
  • Max. occupancy 6
  • non smoking only
  • pets considered
  • not suitable for children
  • Minimum Age Limit for Renters
Location Type:
  • Near The Ocean
  • Water View
  • Hair Dryer
  • Heating
  • Internet
  • Linens Provided
  • Parking
  • Towels Provided
  • Coffee Maker
  • Dishes & Utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Microwave
  • Refrigerator
  • Stove
  • Toaster
  • 2 Bathrooms
  • 1 Half Bath
  • 2 Bedrooms, Sleeps 6
  • Master Bedroom - 1 queen , Master Bedroom
    Bedroom 2 - 1 queen , Bedroom 2
  • Books
  • DVD Player
  • Games
  • Music Library
  • Television
  • Video Library
  • Lawn / Garden
  • cinemas
  • festivals
  • museums
  • restaurants
Leisure Activities:
  • antiquing
Sports & Adventure Activities:
  • cycling
  • fishing
  • golf
  • hiking
  • swimming


Excellent! 4.4/5 -
(17 traveler reviews)

'The Astoria Painted Lady' Charming 2BR Unit in Astoria house w/Wifi, Stocked Library, Spacious Porch & Breathtaking Columbia River Views - Close to Riverwalk, Beaches, Museums & More!
average rating of 4.352941 based on 17 reviews

Perfect home base for your Astoria adventures!

  • 5 of 5

Great place for your stay! It's close enough to downtown to take full advantage but set apart up on the hill for some quiet relaxation with a great view! We'd stay again!

  • Submitted: Mar 13, 2017
  • Stayed: Feb 2017
  • Source: HomeAway
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Philomath, Oregon

Breath taking!

  • 5 of 5

Just pulling up to this beautifully restored Victorian home took my breath away! It was more than I expected and I am going back for a second stay and for two nights with this place as my destination.Just beautiful!

  • Submitted: Dec 28, 2016
  • Stayed: Nov 2016
  • Source: HomeAway
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Great View and Proximity to Entertainment

  • 5 of 5

Enjoyed the Victorian style and comfortable stay. Everything was clean and as we expected when we arrived. Having entertaining things to do within such close proximity was a favorite. We took advantage of the riverfront walk and downtown shops. The kitchen/dining area was nice to sit and enjoy the ships and river views over a nice cup of coffee.

Make sure stairs are not a problem for you because there are plenty to navigate while coming and going. We, however, appreciated that being on the 2nd floor and on a hill is what gives it character and a great view. The 2 rooms worked well for 4 of us to sleep comfortably. Sleeping 6 required the living area hide-away bed to be used. It worked and was comfortable, but the 2 sleeping in that area did not get to sleep-in as much since they were in the main living area.

The Astoria area was a lot of fun. We actually were not quite able to visit all the different places we wanted. Another day would have been good. We stayed 2 nights, but 3 or 4 would have been better. The bridge, Fort Stevens, Lighthouse, zip-lining (south of town on Hwy 101), museums, art shops. We ate at the coolest place that had been converted from a warehouse into a restaurant.

We would like to go back an visit again!

  • Submitted: Dec 5, 2016
  • Stayed: Mar 2016
  • Source: HomeAway
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Amazing View and Great Location

  • 5 of 5

It was a wonderful place to enjoy a weekend in Astoria. It was my first time in Astoria and I really enjoyed the view and proximity to everything we wanted to see.

  • Submitted: Oct 30, 2016
  • Stayed: Jun 2016
  • Source: HomeAway
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Worst place I have ever stayed

  • 2 of 5

First of all, the fact that it was upstairs and only half of the house. Should have been in the main headings of renting it, not the fine print. If hiking up 25 steps everyday just to get to your living space was not enough. The beds were harder than my carpeted floor at home. I can appreciate an antique house, my husband is a builder. May have been one of the reasons we chose it. However, if your going to rent an antique house to people that are on vacation. It should be moderately comfortable. We finally chose to sleep on the couch after waking up to sore necks and backs every morning. The toilet in one of the rooms was only good for one flush, then you had to wait for the tank to fill again. There was no dish clothes or dish towels, we finally found them the morning checking out tucked in some random top closet in family room. There were masks hanging up top of the stairway that were very disturbing to my children. There was absolutely no where to put away your clothes, hang a jacket or slightly settle in. We were given one extra garbage bag, and hardly any paper towels. We had to purchase both of those. If all of this wasn't enough, we had to "clean" before we left...emptying all trash cans, striping all beds, and compiling all dirty towels. Is that a vacation? It was uncomfortable and work. It was clean, it had that at least going for it. Would I ever stay there or recommend it??? Absolutely not!!

  • Submitted: Sep 1, 2016
  • Stayed: Aug 2016
  • Source: VRBO, from HomeAway
Owner's Response: We're are sincerely regretful that your stay at the Painted Lady did not meet expectations. As evidenced by many of the reviews on this listing, the property has hosted many happy guests in the past so we're disappointed your experience fell short of the norm. We completely understand the important of setting accurate guest expectations, so we've made it even more clear that this is a 2BR unit within a historic home. The owners have never received complaints in the past about the mattresses, as they are high quality and previous guests have characterized them as quite comfortable. The owners are dedicated to the guest experience and work to provide a welcoming and comfortable environment for all. We're so sorry to hear the kids were disturbed by the masks! They are replicas of masks worn at Victorian costume balls and are decor choice reflective of the era of the home. They have been a part of the property for many years. For storage, there is a dresser in each bedroom, clothes hooks in one of the bedrooms and a 'hall tree' in the entry for umbrellas to borrow and 4-6 coat hooks. However, the owners are taking the constructive feedback to heart and adding additional hooks for future renters in the bedroom. The issue with garbage bags and paper towels was an oversight, we apologize and has been rectified for future renters. As the property is a private home and not a hotel room, there are a few light cleaning tasks requested of renters upon checkout but apologize for the inconvenience this caused and the cleaning fee charged has recently been reduced. We sincerely hope for the opportunity to assist you in your future travels and plan a trip that not only meets but exceeds expectations. Best,The Evolve Team
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terrebonne or

Not what we expected!

  • 2 of 5

I have read about the rental again and I do see where it explains That you are only renting the upstairs portion. I must have missed that some how. We Got to the rental and was confused on where the front door was as we though we had the hole house as the picture shows. Then we were there to fish, So we got a polite note on our door explaining the quite times again. I would never have rented this house knowing there would be someone else there. We had to set alarms to be at the dock at 5am and I felt very unwelcome knowing we had to be so quite. I felt guilty going to the bathroom or even brushing my teeth in the morning before we left. The square footage is very small the pictures make it look a lot bigger than it is. We only had 6 adults, But we didn't want to sleep 2 to a bed so we brought a cot. There was no extra room for it at all. It was not the right rental for us at all. It was not a bad place and there was many good things about it, But not for what we were there for. This is for people that go to bed early and sleep in and don't mind shearing a house. The front porch is great, but you sit right in front of the other peoples window. That is not relaxing at all. I also thought the price was a little high for what we got. I am renting a place next year that will hold up to 12 people for less money. A lot of my issues are poor planning on my part, but my stay was very disappointing!!

  • Submitted: Aug 19, 2016
  • Stayed: Aug 2016
  • Source: VRBO, from HomeAway
Owner's Response: Thank you for your feedback, Carla. We're sorry to hear this wasn't quite the right fit for you and your group. It sounds like overall the property was quite satisfactory and a great option for many renters. We advertise that the home can sleep 6 as there is a bed in each bedroom and a full-sized pullout in the library. The owners also offer apologies for any issues caused by the downstairs renters, they no longer reside at the home. We hope to assist you in your future travels! We're happy to help on the planning front. -Best, The Evolve Team
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