I thought the proximity to the highway would be our noise problem. I was WRONG - it was generic city-noise. And if you're staying near the French Quarter, there's no place that doesn't have it. Earplugs and noise machines were provided - noise was literally a non-issue.
Bedrooms were BRIGHT, especially after a night on Bourbon Street, due to facing the morning sun; however, I'm giving 5/5 instead of 4/5 because the owner is aware of this now, and I've seen zero evidence that they won't address the issue soon.
Everything was exactly as-advertised, and the checkin-checkout was a breeze. Would 100% rent again through this company, and if you choose this spot, go check out The Rusty Nail right next door. Great little spot with an amazing patio to "escape" the city for an hour when it becomes a bit much.