Beware! and definitely do not rent in mid-winter
Review Submitted: February 4, 2009
Date of Stay: January 2009
This house is fine as a clean, basic replacement to staying in a 2 star hotel (of which there are none on Marco). But my main issue is - I guess they're allowed to advertise a pool as "heated" when it's really not. This pool uses a "solar blanket" as it's source of "heat". You are to unfurl this contraption and cover the pool after dark to "keep in the heat" from the day. Only problem is - there isn't enough heat in the day during January-February to even come close to making this pool warm. To me, a non-pool owner, a house listed as having a "heated pool" means the water is "heated" and the pool is usable. Well, this pool is totally UNusable - the water was freezing cold, and that is no exaggeration! I literally was unable to get into the pool for the entire week - and that was the main reason I rented the house to begin with. Also - the pool pump is about to break, and woke you up each morning as it was belching and groaning against the outer wall right on the other side of the headboard in the master bedroom. One entire section of the screen roof of the pool lanai was ripped open, letting in bugs at night, so you had to keep the house buttoned up after dark. The prior comment about the TV channels is still correct - about 25 available - mostly shopping/spanish/cspan, in other words - the most basic of basic cable, and the picture on the old 13 inch TV in the Master bdrm is green tinted and can't be adjusted. IF you plan on preparing any "gourmet meals" during your stay - better bring your own cookware - since this house has old, worn out, broken pots and pans, and not many of those. The listing also says there is a BBQ grill available. In actuality - it's a small electric 'george foreman' type thing that was so filthy when we arrived, we never even used it. Totally inadequate, and almost as if it was bought as an afterthought just so they could list the house as having a "BBQ Grill".... Finally, the location is on a busy road - very noisy!
In summary - I stayed the last week in January for much cheaper than if I had been there one week later, or I would have been livid at such a ripoff price for this house. Even at my rate, I had to keep reminding myself that "you get what you pay for" - at least in January..... My impression is this house is run on a shoestring budget by it's owner, who long ago decided he's more interested in getting your money, than he is in providing you a nice stay for that money. You'd be better off looking elsewhere.
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