MARCH AND EASTER WEEK AVAIL!, GARDENS, 8 MIN TO THE BEACH!

This home is COMPLETELY misrepresented by the photographs and the reviews. It is not “a quaint and quiet 2 bedroom, 1.25 bath” house as suggested. This house is very dirty and poorly maintained. It is located in one of the poorer, noiser areas of Sayulita less than 100 feet off the very busy Punta Mita Highway. We did not have clean sheets once in the two weeks we stayed. We got clean towels once. The walls in all rooms are filthy dirty. There are no closets, nowhere to hang clothes inside or outside. The “lovely outdoor tropical shower” is dirty. When I turned it on rusty water ran out of it. The yard for Mango Seis far from full of flowers and fruit as suggested. The landscaping is mostly dead with a few bougainvalias struggling to survive at the front with a few other plants around the yard. As far as fruit there was one banana tree in the backyard. We pulled most of the dead stuff off of that to assist in the lighting of the barbeque every night. The outdoor furniture consisted of three cheap green plastic chairs so old they left green markings on your clothes if you sat in them without a towel. The “barbeque” grill was so covered in rust my husband had to find a hardware store and purchase a wire brush to scrub it in an attempt to make it something you would actually put food on. The indoor “furniture” is dirty and covered in stains. There is no bathtub in the bathroom as suggested. The shower was filthy. I didn’t check to see if they were indeed “Sealy” mattresses. My back and hips would say otherwise. The road from the house in to Sayulita is sort of flat I guess, compared to the large hills in town. However, it is far from an “enjoyable walk”. There is no mountain view from the “rooftop patio” as advertised. You can see directly into the kitchen of one neighbour’s cinderblock house on one side and not much different on the other side. You get a stunning view of the dead foliage that covers most of the front security wall. That “security gate” you see in the pictures? 65% of the wood is now missing out of it and what remains is so loose it can easily be removed by hand. FAR from secure. That nice decorative wood you see in the wall above the gate? It is all rotting out and falling off. Those gleaming white security walls you see are now filthy and covered in dead vines and branches. The “Other Amenities” were basically non-existent. The “full kitchen” consisted of dishes and silverware, a coffee pot that didn’t work