Who: a couple of neophites dressed in traditional Slavic garb
What: a journey to sugartities new York for a once in a lifetime constellational dance between planets.
Where: Uncle Tom's Cabin
Why: Gain an understanding and fondness of the TLC match.
Long story short, On a chilly september morning , I had a colonoscapy. While I was under, I experienced a life changing revelation; I needed to bring together a few of my swinger friends to join me for an amazing new year celebration. After some brief research, I chose uncle toms cabin.
Upon arrival, I was greeted by a horse who introduced himself as Huy B.D. I was told that the house was located on top of a muddy trail. Huy B.D let us in the house and we got comfortable.
The first thing I noticed was the beautifully furnished TV stand. Now I had visited many rentals before but none had a TV stand like this one. Made out of pure mohagany and laminated maple, Tom really spoiled us with this one.
The fridge was stocked with a plethora of fruit loops as well as the beds and the bathrooms. Never have I been showered with this amount of luxury. I now expect fruit loops at every rental I visit. Uncle Tom pulled out all the stops so take notes renters!!
Now the hot tub ...the moment everyone has been waiting for. All I can say is it is fantastic. It gets really hot and the water breathes very heavily . You can sometimes hear the water breathing through the entire house. Its loud but very conforting.
Now as if I didn't sell this place enough, I have a story to tell.
On our second night , we all settled in to watch a documentary about basket weaving. It was a touching tale that pulled at the heartbeat of america. During the viewing, I heared a strange sound from behind the TV. My friends and I investigated. We took a peak behind the TV and wear shocked to find a man named kiani crying there. Kiani is a parapalegic man... Lost his body In the trail of tears. He gets transported by a turtle on occasion but he had a troubled past. We all became very close with kiani and brought him home with us. Uncle Tom brought us together and for that I am eternally greatful.
All in all, I could not ask for a more pleasing stay. I learned more about myself at Uncle Toms Cabin in 3 days than in my entire adult life. I apologize about the dishes and garbage and hope that my harrowing tale makes up for it.